What to expect

Scheduling your Boudoir Session is easy as 1... 2... 3... Let me walk you through the whole process with a little humor, because if we can't laugh and cuss, I may not be for you. 

1.  Text Me.

• This is the hardest part...

2.  Ask ALLLLL the questions.

• Even the embarrassing ones.

3.  Decide on a session date.

• Hyperventilate.

4.  Pay Session Fee $350

• Panic.

5.  Decide on your Collection.

• Do a tiny happy dance.

6.  Start Pre Payments or pay in full.

• Squeal like a little pig.

7.  Immediately vow to stop eating.

• Give up and get a snack.

8.  Start looking at lingerie.

• Do a couple squats.

9.  Day before your session:

• Think of 47 reasons to cancel.
• Vomit, question your sanity.

10.  Morning of your session:

• Shit your pants, want to crawl under a rock.
• Not sure if it's anxiety or an aneurysm.
• Hope it's an aneurysm so you can cancel.
• Hope your kid wakes up sick. 
• Consider leaving the country.
• Take a deep breath.
• Put on your big girl panties.
• Do it scared.

11.  Get Hair & Make-up done.

• Feeling cute, might bend over.
• Play in the client closet, pick lingerie, wings, Louboutin's.
• Pick your studio sets.
• Pick your Pre Payment Bonuses.
• Get complete posing guidance and instruction.
• Laugh until you pee.
• Take a little swing in the sex swing.
• Wonder how you can make regular job of this.
• Realize your back hurts.
• Blow your own mind.
• Fucking Slay.
• Leave wondering wtf you were so scared of anyway.
• Get in the car and text your besties.

12.  Meet me for your Image Reveal.

• Say "that's not me."
• Say "holy shit."
• Cry.
• Wonder again why you were so nervous.
• Struggle to narrow down your choices.
• Want all of them... 
• Consider upgrading. 
• Fuck it, upgrade.

13.  Receive your Album &  Digitals.

• Immediately text them to your friends.
• Start thinking of ideas for your next session.
• Plan your own reveal to blow their mind...
• Text a sneak peak to them at work and start some shit.

Scheduling your Boudoir Session is easy as 1... 2... 3... Let me walk you through the whole process with a little humor, because if we can't laugh and cuss, I may not be for you...


1.  Text Me.

• The hardest part...

2.  Ask ALLLLL the questions.

• Even the embarrassing ones.

3.  Decide on a session date.

• Hyperventilate.

4.  Pay Session Fee $350

• Panic.

5.  Decide on your Collection.

• Do a tiny happy dance.

6.  Start your Pre Payments or pay in full.

• Squeal like a little pig.

7.  Immediately vow to stop eating.

• Give up and get a snack.

8.  Start looking at lingerie and favorite poses.

• Do a couple squats.

9.  Day before session:

• Think of 47 reasons to cancel.
• Vomit, question your sanity.

10.  Morning of session:

• Shit your pants, want to crawl under a rock.
• Not sure if it's anxiety or an aneurysm.
• Hope it's an aneurysm so you can cancel.
• Hope your kid wakes up sick. 
• Consider leaving the country.
• Take a deep breath.
• Put on your big girl panties.
• Do it scared.

11.  Get Hair & Make-up done.

• Feeling cute, might bend over.
• Play in the client closet, pick lingerie, wings, louboutins etc.
• Pick your studio sets.
• Pick your Pre Payment Bonuses.
• Get complete posing guidance and instruction.
• Laugh until you pee.
• Take a little swing in the sex swing.
• Wonder how you can make regular job of this.
• Realize your back hurts.
• Blow your own mind.
• Fucking Slay.
• Leave wondering wtf you were so scared of anyway.
• Get in the car and text your besties.

12.  Meet me for your Image Reveal.

• Say "that's not me."
• Say "holy shit."
• Cry.
• Wonder again why you were so nervous.
• Struggle to narrow down your choices.
• Want all of them... consider upgrading.
• Fuck it, upgrade.

13.  Receive your Album, Products, Digitals.

• Immediately text them to your friends.
• Start thinking of ideas for your next session.
• Plan your own reveal to blow their mind...
• Text a sneak peak to them at work and start some shit.